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The Penny

A man walked up a hill to talk to God. God saw him and said, “What troubles you, my friend?”

The man replied, “God, I have a question for you.”

To which God answered, “and what question is that?”

“God, what is one second to you?” the man said.

“'Tis a million years.” God answered.

“What about a penny?” questioned the man.

“A mere million dollars.” replied God, “Do you require any other answers, my friend?”

“One more,” the man said, “may I have a penny?”

“Anything you want,” God answered, “just gimme a second.”


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