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Koguma's Limericks

There once was an Admin named Andrew
who argued and thought that he knew some
but when the network came down
the chairman did frown
and Andrew was left with his pants down
An old hehawing fool there named Peter
he hehawed till out fell his peter
and when he bent down
it fell on the ground
and rolled all the way under the heater
There once was a man named Nasser
who's marketing prowess was clear
whenever he could, he'd break wind where he stood
and never once did we see him.
Ranjit was an artist devine
who drank a bit too much wine
and one day at work
he partook with a cook
and ended up battered and fried
there once was a management meeting
and Norman got all wild and heated
on his way from the meet
he tripped over his feet
and ended up having to eat it
There once was a braggart named Andy
who hiked up his pants like a dandy
when the servers went down
he rolled on the ground
and cried out to his mommy for candy

Random

I once had a fridge in a cart
that I dragged all around in the yard
but my cart, it tipped over
and the fridge did spill over
with old food that was smelling of fart
I thought I would work through the night
on a deadline exceedingly tight
but before I was done
I woke up with alarm
to find that I had lost all my sight.
There once was a donkey who'd bray
when I'd shovel this ass full of hay
He would bray "That's enough!"
I would say "No it's not!"
But now I have nothing to say....
I once had a monkey named Bobo
who resembled my uncle, a hobo
for five cents he would dance
and for ten crap his pants
My silly old uncle the hobo!

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