A Typical Evening With You (Poem)

WHEN one of sister’s friends calls on her, that’s alright
When you hear the doorbell going, it’s just part of the night.
When you look out of the bedroom window and see Jon
Alarm bells, alarm bells, alarm bells….

When you leave the house to meet up, it’s not that sad,
When you wonder who’s standing round the corner, that’s not too bad
When you turn around, look up and see Jack Henderson - 
Alarm bells, alarm bells, alarm bells….

When we’re walking along the road, feeling quite alright,
You get a text from Jon, it’s not too much of a fright.
When he says “I’m coming to knock on you”
ALARM BELLS, alarm bells, alarm bells….

When Chelsea says “herro!”, it’s no hardship at all
When she tells us “that’s £4.80 please”, we’re having a ball
When she asks us “and how have you been today?”
Alarm bells, alarm bells, alarm bells….

When we go down a dark alley in the dead of the night,
Never scared of the dark, sphincter never too tight,
When we spot a dim black figure in the distance calling, “ROB!”
ALARM BELLS, alarm bells, alarm bells….

When we go and knock on Jake, that’s quite good
When his mum says he’s asleep, well we did what we could,
When she says “come inside, I want to talk about Jake”
ALARM BELLS, alarm bells, alarm bells….

If we go out down town, it makes me feel so great
Waltzing down the high street, not a thing we hate
When the tall thin man says “are you two together?”
ALARM BELLS, alarm bells, alarm bells….

When we’re walking along the street, having a jolly good time,
We see some chavs in the distance, just cross the road and it’s fine,
When Dan Jackson yells out “MARCUS! MARCUS! LEGEND!”
ALARM BELLS, ALARM BELLS, ALARM BELLS….

When we go to the forest, I get frightened a tad,
When you say “shine my light in that car”, I think “this could be bad”,
When a massive bald man gets out of the car and says “You got a problem?”
ALARM BELLS, ALARM BELLS, ALARM BELLS….

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